Saturday, 20 March 2010

funny one-liners funny one-liners

A "handicapped golfer" is a man who plays golf with his wife.

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.

A baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

A bachelor is like a modern cleanser: works fast and leaves no ring.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

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