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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

LIFE IS SO UNPREDICTABLE

* 640K ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates, 1981

* Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.
- Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911

* Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
- Popular Mechanics

* Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud.
- Britney Spears, on heaven

* Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H Duell

* I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes.
- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan

* In 1939 The New York Times said the problem of TV was that people had to glue their eyes.

* It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.
- Albert Einstein's teacher





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